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AP English Lang/Comp

Hmph. I got 6's all year on my essays. Never a 5, never a 7. Can't really help you here. Learn to write better. All the BS or analyzation. I started working on my college essays and my writing improved more than it had in any class. Have fun!

Tips on writing ENGLISH essays:
- um... learn to BS
- pick something obscure and go on about it - write about something probably no one else will write about
- BS well
- active over passive sentences (you don't always have to follow this rule) : I ate an apple <-- better than "The apple was eaten"
- Insert little corny thoughts of wisdom every now and then "This is the life of a story, rather than the story of a life" <-- the teacher loved this, I was talking about how the stream of conciousness in Ceremony eliminates time so it just focuses on what happened instead of the order in which they happened in. Actually, I don't even know what I said - it just sounded cool and the teacher LOVED it. I really have no idea why I put that. It sounded profound. The teacher bought it. THIS IS GOOD BS!!

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Recommendations

Below are Cliff's Note type sites. They don't really help you write better, but if you don't want to read the book, they're the next best thing.
1. http://www.gradesaver.com <-- excellent site. I like this because it gives full summary/analysis on one page. So you can just highlight the info and save it to a word doc and read it in your spare time in lieu of the actual book.
2. http://www.sparknotes.com <-- good site, have lots of material and discussion boards.
3. http://www.pinkmonkey.com <-- my 3rd favorite site